Rob Gronkowski is a man who enjoys simple pleasures. He likes to spike the absolute fuck out of a football, get down with the honeys, and party like a bat out of hell. On top of that, one of Gronk’s life ambitions was to purchase his very own party bus, and that’s exactly what he did.
Gronkowski bought the bus last summer — ironically from a Long Island church. He renovated and furnished the whole thing, appropriately dubbing it the “Sinners Bus.” His friend and roommate, Robert Goon (you can’t make this shit up), is now Gronk’s personal chauffeur and security guard who drives this frat house on wheels.
From Sports Illustrated:
Goon’s duties include driving and caring for the white party bus that’s parked in the driveway. It seats eight comfortably and includes hardwood floors, blinking lights and the kind of sound system one would expect from a nightclub on wheels.
After years of being an easy subject for iPhone paparazzi, with gawkers buzzing around him at bars and snapping shirtless photos that inevitably found their way online, Gronk has seen the value in hosting the party instead of seeking it. Goon serves as the driver and makes sure everyone gets home safely—instead of Uber, Gronk jokes, they have Goober. “You can still be having fun,” Gronk says, “but maybe it’s in more of a setting where people don’t know what’s going on.”
Classic Gronk, through and through. Absolutely love the meathead goober joke. He was probably laughing at it himself for several minutes. Fuck it, I’d be all smiles too if I was in his position. The man is just living the American fucking dream: catching touchdowns from Tom Brady, celebrating wins by getting shitfaced with his boys, and porking any lady he stumbles across. Honestly, this thing has probably seen more action than the Bangbus. Ask any girl you know if she’d fuck Gronk. Ninety-five percent of them would say yes, and the other five percent are lying. This is Rob Gronkowski’s world, and the rest of us are just paying rent (R.I.P. Stu)..
[via Sports Illustrated]
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