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Rob Gronkowski’s 21 And Over All-Girls Football Clinic Sounds Like A Giant Orgy

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Remember last month when LeSean McCoy caught some heat for advertising his private orgy through social media? Well, Rob Gronkowski is essentially doing the exact same thing, with the only difference being that he’s charging girls to join in.

The “Market Basket Rob Gronkowski Football 101 Women’s Clinic” will be held on September 28th for three hours at Gillette Stadium and run attendees anywhere from $159 all the way to the premium, “you’re at least getting a glimpse of Gronk’s hog” package at a cool $2,995. However, there is one caveat for participants: you have to be twenty-one or older to go because of course.

Here’s the description from the camp’s website:

Throughout the clinic, Rob Gronkowski will offer insight on football basics in a fun and relaxed atmosphere. Campers will experience various stations specializing in fundamental football skills, will participate in touch football games, and will participate in an interactive question and answer period with Rob. Women will enjoy complimentary food and drinks during a cocktail hour prior to the clinic.

Cocktail hour prior to the camp? I see you, Rob. Hiding in plain sight. You’re going to get the ladies liquored up, pop the shirt off to run some routes, and expect me to believe not one of those girls will be heading back to the party bus that is surely parked nearby to “watch game film”? This sounds like the script straight out of a terrible porno parody of “A Gronking To Remember.”

Gronk knows damn well that these girls aren’t paying three large to run the fucking Oklahoma Drill. Just have to tip your cap to the man for such an ingenious play.

Take notes, Shady. This is how you organize an orgy.

[via Fox Sports]

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer and Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. Delco trash. UCF alum. Famous FIJI on Wikipedia. Bit of a gambling problem. Advocate of shipping the homeless to Mars. Email tips to Dan@totalfratmove.com

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