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Romney Selects Paul Ryan as Running Mate, Nice Move

Mitt Romney officially selected Paul Ryan as his running mate, a hard-nosed fiscal conservative with a great combover. Ryan’s bio is pretty impressive:

Name: Paul Davis Ryan (solid name)

College: Miami University in Oxford, Ohio (underrated frat school)

Fraternity: Delta Tau Delta (nationally respectable)

Favorite Hobby: Fly Fishing (TFM)

iPod Playlist: Includes Beethoven and Led Zepplin (middle-aged frat move)

Career Path: Prior to his political career Ryan worked at his grandfather’s construction company. (nepotism. TFM.)

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