Ron Swanson consuming “one shelf” of alcohol per week. TFM.
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“Sexual history?” “Epic and private.”
“Do you have any history of mental illness in your family?” “I have an uncle who does yoga.”
^ Best line ever, aside from white powdery lines.
“Clear alcohol is for rich women on diets”
but what about moonshine
“That’s a family platter”
“I know what I’m about son”
“Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, but I still get to kill something.”
99 bottles of Liquor on the wall
Finally something good and simple