SAEs From OU To Rushees: “How far can you shoot cum?”

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“Can someone please explain to me why that Samuels kid didn’t receive a damn bid? He’s my buddy from high school, plus he had ‘Exec potential’ written all over him. What the hell, guys? We need members like him!”

“He told us he can only shoot his cum like eight inches, man.”

“Whoa! Eight?!”

“Yeah, that’s what he said.”

“Oh, well good riddance. Only the greatest of seed slingers deserve the privilege of SAE brotherhood.”

Other questions posed to potential new members of the University of Oklahoma chapter of Sigma Alpha Epsilon include the following:

• Are you gay?

• What is your favorite porn site?

• Do you prefer top or bottom?

• What is your favorite condom?

• Have you ever blown a blank?

These questions, obtained by The Oklahoma Daily in the form of copies of binders kept by SAE pledges, are listed at the tail end of an article that details actual hazing allegations of OU’s Delta Tau Delta and Phi Gamma Delta chapters. I say “actual” hazing allegations because those fraternities are staring down the barrel of real, actual repercussions for their actions. As far as I can tell, the questions listed from SAE rush interviews were done so by the author purely for embarrassment and entertainment value. And that shit’s funny.

Then there’s this comment from Chris Balke, the only comment posted after the article from The Oklahoma Daily:

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Classic Chris Balke right there.

[via The Oklahoma Daily]

Image via OU.edu

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