Samantha Steele Continues Sex Symbol Streak of Sabotage

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The REAL story here is that there is a tragic amount of Samantha Steele bikini photos online.

Any Vikings fans blaming ESPN’s Samantha Steele for their recent skid, take note. Minnesota quarterback Christian Ponder denied Wednesday that his relationship with the gorgeous blonde ESPN sideline reporter had a hand in the Vikes losing three of their past four games.

“She has nothing to do with it,” Ponder said in a radio interview on KFAN (via The Big Lead). “We’ve been dating since the beginning of the season, so she had also to do with the five wins. So it has really nothing to do with anything on the football field.”

Bullshit, Ponder. I’ve seen you chuck that ball around ever since you began waking up to that little number in bed. Roberto Clemente’s airplane had more velocity than that act of butchery that you call “passing.”

It is safe to say that Ponder has officially become another spoke on the wheel of sex symbol-induced suck.

Samantha Steele and Christian Ponder (Dated, 2012)
Zero Super Bowl championships.

Kate Upton and Justin Verlander (Dated, 2012)
Zero World Series titles.

Brooklyn Decker and Andy Roddick (Married, 2007)
Zero Grand Slam singles championships.

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady (Married, 2009)
Zero Super Bowl championships.

Lauren Tannehill and Lauren Tannehill’s husband (Married, 2012)
Plays quarterback or something. Assuming hasn’t won shit.

Bar Refaeli and Shaun White (Dated, 2012)
Who cares? He’s a fucking snowboarder. I hate everybody.

This is hard-hitting, scientifically-driven journalism, people.



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  1. JudgeFraterson

    Where are all these said bikini photos online? Jenn Brown’s whore ass is all over the place but I see zero Samanth Steele pics.

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  2. Stonewall

    I’ll probably get torn apart for this, but Samantha Steele isn’t that hot. Beyond that she went to Liberty and knowing their student body I doubt Ponder is getting his dick wet, at least not with her.

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