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Schwin! Man Removed From Nude Bike Race For Popping A Boner

Schwin! Man Removed From Nude Bike Race For Popping A Boner

Randomly occurring boners can get you in trouble. I popped a stiffy during a presentation on Nelson Mandela last semester, and the teacher docked me a whole letter grade because I “seemed distracted.” Distracted, Mrs. Rosenblatt? Or extremely passionate about apartheid’s reversal?

One dude in Britain was also shamed for his excitable penis during the annual World Naked Bike Ride, which doesn’t even fall under the category of “random,” because titties. Police forcibly removed the man after his crank shifted into high gear as racers were stripping down at the start of the ride.

The WNBD was organized to raise awareness for the dangers posed to cyclists by motorists, and I think it’s wildly unfair that they removed the man who was raising more awareness than anyone.

The reactions of the other participants are totally unjustified.

From Independent:

Speaking to The Cambridge News, a witness said: “I heard gasps and I turned around – it was a horrible sight.”

“It’s fair to say he was overexcited and got aroused. It looked like he was enjoying the event a bit too much.

“One of the organisers went over to him and told him to put his trousers on while speaking on a walkie-talkie to police.

“The man looked sheepish when he was spoken to by the police,” the witness said.
The man put his trousers on before being escorted away by officers.

Race organisers made a statement regarding the events on the World Naked Bike Ride Facebook page: “We do not accept this behaviour and he was dealt with and removed before the ride started.”

A “horrible sight?” Really? Come on now. These other riders, as well as the police, are total pricks for condemning a man who had a perfectly normal reaction to the sight of a naked human body. They shouldn’t be offended. They should be flattered.

[via Independent]

Image via Natursports / Shutterstock.com

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Alex Buscemi

AKA Boosh. Former high school back-up wide receiver. Author of two pretty successful Reddit comments. Recent grad from the University of South Carolina.

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