If you’ve ever listened to Dave Chapelle, you know white people like to catalogue what they’ve had to drink.
It’s likely you also have that friend who says, “I had 74 beers last night bro I’m FRAAATTTTTT” or some other bullshit. You know your friend is a lying sack of shit, but sadly you don’t have a way to prove it. Thankfully, there is now a koozie that allows you to call out your friend on his lying ways.
The Bevometer Koozie makes sure you know exactly how many beers you’ve had. Each time you place a new brew in the koozie, a counter tallies the drink for “this time” and also adds one to your “lifetime” counter. There’s a reset button that allows you to start the “this time” counter over, and another one that’s harder to get to on the bottom where you can reset the “lifetime.”
The lifetime counter only goes up to 99,999, but you can reset it if you actually end up making it that far, you filthy, raging alcoholic. The Bevometer is still in the Kickstarter phase of development (DONATE HERE) but you can ensure ownership of one if you make a donation of $15 to said Kickstarter fund. That seems like a fairly reasonable price for something that’s way more fun to compete against your friends for the high score in than stupid, dumb, rage-inducing Flappy Bird.