Science Invents Powdered Booze, You Are All Going To Die

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As if your body hasn’t taken enough of a beating, along comes this:

From Gawker:

Introducing Palcohol, the world’s sneakiest and most efficient way to get drunk. This week, the U.S. Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau approved the powdered booze product, and its makers hopes to unleash it on an unsuspecting public this fall.

The latest innovation of degeneracy is being pitched as an alcoholic’s dream.

This is all a longwinded way of saying that, come this fall, people are going to die. Palcohol even addresses this point.

Let’s talk about the elephant in the room…snorting Palcohol. Yes, you can snort it. And you’ll get drunk almost instantly because the alcohol will be absorbed so quickly in your nose. Good idea? No. It will mess you up. Use Palcohol responsibly.

 

Seriously, powdered alcohol? You are all degenerates.

[via Gawker]

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