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Science Says Dropping Acid Before Work Makes You Better At Your Job

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Science says start your day off right with a bowl of cereal, a cup of coffee, some fruit, and a blotter of acid.

“Some circles” advise consuming LSD at the start of a workday to increase creativity and productivity. One doctor and a popular Reddit forum said it, so it seems legit.

From Pulse Radio:

Some circles, including a popular Reddit forum, advocate the use of LSD in tiny doses, known as ‘micro-dosing’ and Dr. James Fadiman, who has researched psychedelics throughout his lifetime, claims, “Micro-dosing turns out to be a totally different world. As someone said, the rocks don’t glow, even a little bit.

“Micro-dosing?” Pussies. I dropped three tabs and had the most productive workday of my life. I cranked out fifteen articles, organized my desk, and lined up the TFM girls Instagram posts for the rest of the day — all in the span of six hours.

Then, the acid wore off and I found myself sitting naked in a Wal-Mart parking lot beating a broken computer monitor with a shoe.

[via Pulse Radio]

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Alex Buscemi

AKA Boosh. Former high school back-up wide receiver. Author of two pretty successful Reddit comments. Recent grad from the University of South Carolina.

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