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Scottish Brewery Rejects Request To Host Party With Must-Read Letter

A Scottish bloke wrote a letter to Scotland’s Tennent Caledonian brewery inquiring about using their famous Wellpark Brewery to host a “giant sesh.” He was rejected in hilarious fashion.

I don’t have the original letter from Smiddy and the boys, but I’m not sure it’s all that necessary. The rejection response from their Head of Public Relations makes it pretty clear that they were primed to throw the chillest throwdown in UK history to honor that time Deano pumped that dude’s wife. That is just so Deano.

The letter is below. Just a few sound as fuck mates looking to have a good time.

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I don’t know what it means to get “wined and lined,” but I’m so into it.

P.S. “A bevvy’s a bevvy” is so smooth holy shit.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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