Seahawks Fans Believe Russell Wilson Plays Better When Sad, Raise Money So He And Ciara Will Break Up

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Seattle Seahawks fans are not pleased with their team’s 0-2 start, nor are they content with their quarterback’s apparent general happiness. They believe the way to get their QB back to his winning ways is to get him nice and depressed.

A GoFund page was created to raise $50,000 so his girlfriend, out-of-work musician Ciara, will leave Wilson. Seahawks fans I guess feel that Ciara is financially dependent upon Wilson, and that’s the only reason she’s staying with him. I buy it. The 50k is to provide her the financial means to start anew, sans Russ.

I love how nutty sports fans can get. Absolute psychos. They don’t care that these athletes are real people with real lives and real families. They need an edge and they’ll do anything to get it. The team isn’t winning? Let’s wreck our star player’s relationship. I love it.

This one may actually have merit, though. Rumors swirled earlier this year that Wilson’s ex-wife was engaged in an affair with former teammate Golden Tate, leading to their divorce. Tate vehemently denies the allegations, but the part that matters is they went through an ugly divorce, while Wilson played fucking awesome. Tumultuous home life = winning football. It’s that simple.

From The Sky Herald:

The GoFundMe campaign which seems to have been removed, the description read:

“Us Seahawks fans would love to see our team winning again.

After seeing how great Future Hendrix career has been since Ciara broke up with him. We think the same thing can happen to Russell Wilson again!!

After his wife cheated on him he won his first Super Bowl. We’re certain his next big breakup will encourage a rebound of epic proportions.

So to do this we’re gonna get Ciara’s career back on track so she has no time to be in a relationship. Donate to save our Seahawks!!

Go 12’s!!!


Never forget the time Wilson’s ex-wife tried to eat his face off during the NFL Draft:

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[via The Sky Herald]

Image via Instagram/ @dangerusswilson


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