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Selfies Banned At Bama Sorority

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I received the below email from a student at the University of Alabama.

My roommate is a Zeta. She said that all members had to sign a social media contract banning things like selfies on Instagram because it was immature and made them look bad to PNMs for next year.

I haven’t seen a copy of this rumored contract, so the claim is unconfirmed, but I hope it’s a real thing because this shit’s great. If a girl doesn’t selfie at an event, is she really even there? If she doesn’t mirror selfie her outfit before a night out on the town, does anyone even care what she’s wearing? If she can’t full-body selfie, one that prominently and unnecessarily features her impressive cleavage, with the caption “New shoesssssss!!! <3" that you can barely see in the frame, can she even wear them in public yet? Zeta Tau Alpha at Bama has a No Fun Chair, and you've got to think the Zeta members aren't happy about this development.

Just look how much fun those girls are having. The selfie game isn’t just a hobby. It’s a way of life. Let them selfie.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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