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I play my toughest role yet: a non-virgin.
Don’t beat yourself up, Jared. You’ll find the right man and really click sexually. I have faith in you.
Thanks man. Say, what you up to this weekend?
Probably binge drinking and making women uncomfortable.
And Bacon plays his toughest role yet: a heterosexual.
Your toughest role should actually be Steve Holt.
Not gonna lie, the special effects creeped me the fuck out
All it did was give me the strangest boner
Please refer to my avatar for my reaction from that statement
Zoning out and boning out on random sloots. TFM
And that will be the weirdest thing I see today.
Dude you live in Florida get real.
I gave a hearty chuckle at that. You’re right though, we’ll probably have a middle aged redneck high on bath salts ride through downtown on his pet alligator claiming to be a wizard later today.
Your attention to detail on this makes me believe that you’ve already seen this once before
2013 except it wasn’t downtown.
Its always a battle between the SoFlo/Orlando kids who moved from nice suburbs against the actual swamp people.
I’ll take notes ^
Don’t forget about him eating a pub sub.
all of that is probably legal in florida anyway
It’s a misdemeanor so it’s lightly encouraged but frowned upon by society.
Well at least its 75 and sunny.
I’ll throw the dice.
It’d be awesome if she could kill Steve, but that means he’d have to actually get laid which would never happen
Where are all the Halloween costume pictures??? I need ideas
Probably didn’t have to dig too deep to get into character Bacon, just thought of Allison and you were good to go?
Being an awesome douche bag who gives the banana and splits. TFM.