Somewhere, a man named Dick Tips is concerned about grave sites. I don’t know why Dick is concerned about the grave sites, the level of his concern, or if anything is being done to remedy that concern, but Dick Tips is concerned. And his name is Dick Tips. Tips, Dick. Dick. Tips. Dick Fucking Tips.
Mr. and Mrs. Tips named their son Richard, aka “Dick.” Dick Tips. That’s the man’s name. His name is Dick Tips.
Want to hear something so crazy that it will make you question the universe in which you live? We have a lovely young lady who works in our advertising department by the name Margaret Tipps. I. Shit. You. Not. Her. Father. In. Law’s. Name. Is. Dick. His name is Dick Tipps. Dick Fucking Tipps! Two Dick Tip(p)s!!!
My mind just exploded into a million pieces. I’ll be dreaming of Dick Tips all weekend long..
h/t Jenny Johnson