Showing off your American dad bod at the lake. TFM
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Are you wearing a diaper?
I think it has a vagina wedgie.
There’s a difference between a dad bad and looking like an obese 8 year old.
Your vagina is eating your shorts
Looking like a fat prepubescent boy on the wrong side of the BMI chart. You really must be tickling Dorns fancy… When I say fancy I mean his cock.
Pontoon boats. TFM.
You have the nipples of an 8 year old boy. You should keep on the look out for Dorn’s free candy van
Not hitting puberty. TFM?
I don’t even know where to begin when making fun of you old sport.
Your camel-toe is very distracting