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Skydiving Oregon Duck Loses Head, Plummets to Earth Unharmed

“What happened?”

“His head fell off.”

“His head fell off?”

“Yeah, he was pretty old.”

“That’s it. I’ve had it with this dump. We got no food. We got no jobs. Our pets head are fallin’ off!”

If this news isn’t heart-wrenching enough, watch Lee Corso on the set of ESPN Gameday give this live duck the business as he fights for his little duck life in the hands of the senile old man.

Bad week to be a duck, man.

I am happy to report the mascot head was returned, unscathed, to the ESPN set per Chris Fowler’s Twitter feed. We have not, unfortunately, received word about the condition of the Corso duck. This all just seems like a bad omen for Oregon. You guys had a good run. I’m taking Stanford.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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