Smokin’ Jay Cutler Lights Up the Web

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Whenever humorous web content gets a little stale, the Jay Cutler well is a choice destination for a laugh or two, and it was brimming on Wednesday. We first learned about a classic bar restroom run-in with the never-approachable QB, and this time his nonchalance is on display once again.

Enjoy some Smokin’ Jay Cutler:

Smokin’ Jay Cutler throws out first pitch.

Smokin’ Jay Cutler listens to some CCR on the sideline.

Smokin’ Jay Cutler takes a casual sack.

Smokin’ Jay Cutler fucking hates the camera man taking his photo.

Smokin’ Jay Cutler surveys the field.

Smokin’ Jay Cutler just wants to take a goddamn smoke break.

Smokin’ Jay Cutler does his best Sean Penn impression.

Smokin’ Jay Cutler literally could not care less that the Bears picked him up.

Smokin’ Jay Cutler is about to fire that fuckin' pigskin.

Smokin’ Jay Cutler throws on the ballcap and calls it an early day.

When asked about being at the center of the latest internet craze, Cutler responded, “DOOOONNNNTTTTTT CAAAAAARRRREEEEEE.”

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  1. Tallapoosa Snu

    I think it’s pretty amazing that a player that has to constantly monitor and regulate his blood sugar due to diabetes has the strength to practice and perform at a national level. He makes his mistakes, but he deals with things that no other player even has to consider. Its twice as hard for him to exercise, maintain weight, have emotional control, perform under stress, and consistently keep his body and mind stable in such a stressful profession. He has to work through much more than any NFL QB and he’s achieved a pretty impressive amount of success given his circumstances. His dedication is questioned, but when you have every excuse to quit and deal with the ongoing pain of diabetes, it’s impressive that he can perform even marginally at that level of professional sports. Just a thought. He’s a hero to many people who suffer from the same condition and he perseveres just the same. There’s something to be said for that.

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    • Tallapoosa Snu

      well you’re from california so i wouldnt expect less. I’m sure the only thing you care about is your welfare check and your weed dispensary. Get a job hippie.

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    • Tallapoosa Snu

      Not directly, just raising the point that he has to work harder than others due to his condition. Vick threw 4 picks in a game week 1 and he doesnt have much of an excuse. That’s just bein an NFL QB.

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    • Dorns_Boy_Toy

      Well Tallapoosa Snu obviously has diabetus. I’ll make sure to remind to everyone who bitches about Cutler having a dog shit game that he has diabetes and has to work harder than everyone. He gets paid millions of dollars to perform well, he can take his diabetes and stick it up his ass.

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    • Tallapoosa Snu

      I don’t have the diabeetus, but I know people that do and I’ve worked clinical hours with a lot of patients who got really fucked up from it. Sorry it’s NF to explain the difficulty of medical condition, but I assure you I’ll make up some fratiness when I’m working 4 days a week and making 6 figures with my M.D. while you’re taking black dildos up the ass from Dorn for singles. And it’s pretty easy for you to bitch about his performance when your fat ass is sitting on the couch eating cheetos. Making millions of dollars a year to be pretty good at a sport for 20 weeks a year is FaF.

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