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Drunk Sorority Pledge Educator At University Of Iowa Gets Arrested For Pissing All Over Yogurt Establishment

Drunk Sorority Pledge Educator At University Of Iowa Gets Arrested For Pissing All Over Yogurt Establishment

Jestine is like any other 20-something college student. She enjoys a drink every now and then, especially on Saturday when there’s a football game going on.

Now, everyone knows that when you get drunk, you’re eventually going to have to break the seal. That’s just called biology. Or something. Well, according to the The Smoking Gun, Jestine was arrested for public intoxication after she was caught relieving herself at a local frozen yogurt shop.

Cops were called to Yotopia–which bills itself as “Iowa City’s Original FroYo”–after a woman relieved herself inside the business around 7 PM.

Officers identified the suspect as Jestine REDACTED, a 20-year-old University of Iowa student. REDACTED, cops reported, smelled of booze, was “slurring her speech,” and had “bloodshot watery eyes.” REDACTED, who had an empty flask that smelled of alcohol, allegedly gave cops false information, claiming that her driver’s license was actually that of a friend.

I don’t see what the big deal is here. Jestine was all fired up about Iowa’s big win over in-state rival Iowa State on Saturday day night. So she did what any normal college kid would do. She celebrated the Hawkeyes win with a few drinks, and then decided she wanted to dabble in a little frozen yogurt because she was hungry. It just so happened that while waiting in line for her yogurt, nature came calling, and she couldn’t make it to the nearest bathroom.

Jestine is the current pledge educator for her sorority, and she’s pretty attractive in my opinion.

Has the ability to give no fucks? ✔

Grade A looks? ✔

10/10 would wife. I would party with you any time, Jestine. Hit me up.

[via The Smoking Gun]

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Harrison Lee

The Boulevard is a Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. He hates soccer and terrorists. He will forget more about sports than you will ever know in your lifetime.

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