Snapchat Co-Founder Has College Emails Leaked – “Fuck Bitches Get Leid”

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Move over, Donald Sterling; there is a new, very wealthy individual who has had his personal life put on display.

I’m speaking, of course, about Evan Spiegel, CEO and co-founder of Snapchat.

Spiegel sent the emails to his Kappa Sigma brothers at Stanford. There is one that incriminated his father, a prominent San Francisco lawyer, of condoning underage drinking, one that spoke of shooting “lazers at fat girls,” and even one where he explicitly states that Bobby Murphy, one of the co-founders of Snapchat, was really high.

Here is one email that he sent, which he claims was his thought process during one night, that almost reads like a TFM column:

10:00pm – PiPhis are more frigid than previously anticipated. Maybe if I get more fucked up they will stop huddling in corners.

10:30pm – Each team completed one station. Progressive = Success. Let’s throw a rager.

10:35pm – Wait, PiPhis don’t rage. Bummer. At least we have another tray of rubbing alcohol/jello flavored shots.

11:00pm – Drunk sex would be a ton of fun right now.

11:30pm – I’m definitely too drunk to have sex.

4:00am – Did I just pee on Lily while assuming the big spoon position?

4:01am – Maybe I can blame this one her.

8:10am – Late to my first chem section. I need a bike. I wonder if my TA has ever been peed on. She’s pretty hot for a TriDelt.

8:12am – I really need to go to sleep.

Now, I’m not saying that Evan Spiegel isn’t a douche. He is a douche–just like every other asshole that has written emails to his brothers after an epic and humorous story that happened to them after a party is a douche. Shit, most of my stories on here start out as emails to my brothers.

I’m a douche, you’re a douche, everywhere’s a douche-douche. Evan Spiegel is just another douche who happened to make an app that’s valued at over $2 billion, and his past is catching up to him in the sense that people who don’t really matter are reading his emails before he was even 20 years old, and they’re getting really offended.

The most hilarious aspect of the whole story is that these emails would be perfect if they were sent over Snapchat, and then spirited away after you were done reading them.

My verdict? I’d still party with the guy. Hit me up if you even wanna throw down, Spiegel.

View screenshots of the emails at Valleywag.

[via Valleywag]

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