Jumping on the train of all the other idiot liberal celebrities who like to endorse Democratic candidates blindly, Snoop Dogg took to his Instagram account yesterday to post a picture of a truly profound comparative list of reasons he is voting for Barack Obama instead of Mitt Romney. The picture was actually the creative genius of @DragonflyJonez, who Snoop Dogg associates with. His reasons were deep rooted in reason and political savvy, as are most other celebrities who try to win a popularity vote from uninformed voters for their geed candidate of choice.
Just kidding, Snoop Dogg posted the most idiotic, asinine reasons to vote for a candidate ever. What’s that about progress? Oh, I don’t know, because clearly Obama’s supporters haven’t made any.
His reasons against Mitt Romney, titled, “Why I’m not Voting for Mitt Romney.”
…and you call yourself Dragonfly. Moving on.
That also supported the U.S.A. in the Olympics, so you’re anti-patriotic, and a prick.
No, actually, you’re clearly the one who fancies that word.
…we’ve already touched base on this.
…oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you’ve had conversations with Mitt.
Oh, I’m sorry the future president is a man of morals and upstanding character.
He reminds you of a Taco Bell manager?
And, the reasons to vote for Obama:
Well that was redundant.
Actually, he doesn’t, because he’s a passive aggressive pussy.
That’s a reason I would NOT vote for someone.
…and Ann Romney is a SAINT.
And Romney is BFF’s with people that have accomplished something other than a record deal.
…now this is just getting creepy.
And Mitt and my father went to the same barber shop. I win!
I’m not commenting.
I can’t even…
I was before, but I’m pulling for you more than ever, R Money.