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So I Guess We’re Jumping In Shark Tanks On Spring Break Now?

This guy, presumably on spring break, jumped into a shark tank that contained at least five very real sharks. He may have actually been pushed in by a buddy. That wasn’t the most graceful jump so it’s very possible he was pushed. And that’s not cool. Y’all gotta stop pushing your friends into shark tanks.

How do you ever trust that friend again? This dude could have gotten got very easily. He could have lost a limb, or multiple limbs, or his dick, or died.

Y'all gotta stop jumping in shark tanks (but if you do, send the videos to instagram@totalfratmove.com)

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Lots of people in the comments are saying this is at the Atlantis in The Bahamas, so I’m guessing that’s accurate. I don’t know the first thing about the hotel industry and guest safety or how to manage risk at a place like this, but my gut instinct says you probably shouldn’t allow your hotel guests to access your fucking shark tank.

I don’t know what kind of sharks these are, but almost all of them feed on other living creatures? Their sharp teeth and all that. That’s like Shark 101 stuff. See a shark, stay away from shark. Because it could eat you.

Please don’t jump into shark tanks, but if you do, please send the videos to instagram@totalfratmove.com.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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