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IT’S A TRAP
You text each other during sex?
We were three hours away. Lol.
Beat me to it.
I’ll bet five bucks that you’re bat shit crazy and not really on the pill.
And taking sexting to a new level.
This is faker than your mother’s gob stoppers.
Not staged. Not fake. This is me. And I’m completely pissed. But, due to the deal we made Wheat_Barley now has to come visit me. Jerk.
^ I agree with that guy, and will personally fund his trip.
Well you two had better wear a condom and be on birth control because otherwise i’ll have to come over there and kick you in the baby maker just to make sure you two fuck-heads never reproduce.