I laughed out loud. Just the most embarrassingly terrible way to give up a point I've witnessed in all the soccer I've ever seen (which is maybe 45 minutes total, but still). Then my heart sank when I realized this poor, depth perception-challenged man is probably either dead or locked up in a work camp alongside his entire family by now. That's just how they do in the Hermit Kingdom. In Best Korea, if you bring the shame, Kimmy's gonna bring the pain.