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Some Animal Spray-Painted A Giant Dick On The Hood Of A Bugatti Veyron

Imagine wandering the streets of Seattle and suddenly coming across a Bugatti Veyron, a multi-million dollar car, just parked curbside with a giant dick spray-painted across the hood.

Right now you might be thinking, “There are a few things that immediately seem wrong about this story.”

1. Why would I ever be walking down the streets of an awful, hipster-ridden city like Seattle?

2. No asshole would ever leave their Bugatti Veyron out in public where common peasants could devalue the car by merely looking at it.

3. No one would violate such a beautiful piece of human ingenuity with such a juvenile act.

All valid points, but a photo is making the rounds on the internet proving that someone was a big enough prick to cause this sweet, sweet vehicle such ill will.

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This is the equivalent of vandalizing some turd’s Picasso. Sure, the guy that owns it might be a complete tool, but don’t take it out on the artwork.

People are such Philistines nowadays.

Image via LiveLeak

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer and Video Guy for Grandex Media. Delco trash. UCF alum. Famous FIJI on Wikipedia. Bit of a gambling problem. Advocate of shipping the homeless to Mars. Email tips to Dan@totalfratmove.com

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