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Some Kid Willingly Underwent The First Penis Reduction Surgery

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A monumental surgery recently went down at the University of South Florida: A man willingly underwent a penis reduction operation.

From The Oracle:

A 17-year-old boy may have felt a little prick when surgeons completed the world’s first penis reduction surgery.

The operation was pioneered at USF by urologist Dr. Rafael Carrion, director of USF’s Sexual Medicine Program. The patient reportedly complained that his penis was getting in the way of living a normal life, whether playing sports, having intercourse or wearing non-baggy pants in public.

The boy’s penis, while flaccid, measured seven inches in length and 10 inches in circumference — comparable to the shape of a football and size of a grapefruit.

The boy reported that, during the several times he attempted intercourse, his partner complained of discomfort due to the penis’s girth.

You’re not getting sympathy from me, kid. Genetics blessed you with a cheese wheel dick and you go on crying about how it’s too big, and how no girl can handle your shaft. I bet you’re just waiting to play the “first man in all of recorded history to have penis reduction surgery” card whenever you please. Fuck you. You don’t deserve the nub they withered your manhood into.

And look at the University of South Florida, just pioneering and putting the schlong shrinking game on the map. Glad to see our (UCF’s) autistic redheaded stepbrother of a school is contributing to society in a meaningful way.

[via The Oracle]

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer and Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. Delco trash. UCF alum. Famous FIJI on Wikipedia. Bit of a gambling problem. Advocate of shipping the homeless to Mars. Email tips to Dan@totalfratmove.com

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