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Some Prick Dies from Burning American Flag

Everyone I know that doesn’t like a movie just walks out on it and lights up social media about how much it sucks. The most extreme thing I’ve heard from a fellow American that didn’t dig a flick is demanding a refund, and come to think of it, I believe I recall that person being a dick to begin with. We certainly aren’t killing anyone over it, I’ll tell you that.

However, the uproar from the U.S. produced film Innocence of Muslims is still boiling over across the pond, and they don’t seem to want to stop until the piper has been paid in blood. They want public hangings and crazy Muslimish type shit like that. Such a beautiful religion, really. For one Pakistani, his hating America days are over. This prick died from inhaling the burning of freedom in a shining example of “Time to chill out, guys.”

If you don’t believe in karma, you might now. During a riot held by Islamists in Pakistan over the weekend, one participant was sent to the hospital after too much American flag burning. He later died.

Around 10,000 people participated in the main rally organized on The Mall by the Tehreek Hurmat-i-Rasool (THR). […] The rally was addressed by Jamatud Dawa chief Hafiz Muhammad Saeed, THR head Ameer Hamza, JD leader Hafiz Abdul Rehman Makki, Pakistan Muslim League (Zia) head Ijazul Haq, Jamaat Ulema Islam-Sami (JUI-S) leader Asim Makhdoom and Jamaat Ahle Hadith ameer Hafiz Abdul Ghaffar Ropari.

Now say that five times fast.

But really though, even our flag is starting to take motherfuckers out now. American flag burning inhalation is a hell of a way to go out. It’s a quite a lesson to be learned, though. Hating America can be hazardous to your health.

  • [H/T to 2nd_amendment]
  • [via Tribune]

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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