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Some Punk Pulls A “What Are Thoooooooose?!” On Air Jordan

Kids these days. They just don’t get it. Ungrateful little shits with their Xbox headsets and indecipherable social media slang. No one knows what you’re even talking about, guys. Grow up already.

How old are the kids in this video anyway, like eight? When I was eight, I was out running through the burbs, playing wiffle ball, causing trouble, and picking on the nerdy kids in my neighborhood. Kids now are recycling internet memes and whipping out their iPhone 6 Pluses to try and get re-tweets. It’s sad.

This kid got the chance to ask Michael Jordan, the greatest and coolest basketball player the world has ever seen, one question. And what does he ask him? He went with a played-out internet meme.


Mike, because he’s not plugged into the underbelly of the Twitter world, had no idea what the kid was talking about. He had to ask someone what he meant. Then he answered.


The Air Jordan XX9 Low-Top:


The man put basketball shoes on the map, for fuck’s sake. Where’s the respect? Watch Space Jam. Get some damn culture.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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