Someone Wrote An Incredible Series Of Erotic Novels About Rob Gronkowski

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Rob Gronkowski has a long list of achievements, ranging from various trophies to tagging porn stars. He can now add one more thing to that list: getting an erotic-themed book series. Not only is he capable of stealing anyone’s woman in real life — apparently, he does it in the book series as well.

Just take a look at the Amazon description:

Leigh has a serious problem. And it’s driving a “spike” between her and her husband Dan.

When Leigh wanders into the room where her husband and his friends are watching a football game, her life changes forever, because at that exact moment, NFL’s one-man wrecking ball, Rob Gronkowski of the New England Patriots, scores a touchdown and does his patented “Gronk Spike”—his notorious monster smashing of a football. When the ball shoots into the stratosphere, Leigh’s heart goes apitter-patter and she becomes seriously turned on.

Now normally-sheepish Leigh can’t stop thinking about it. She’d never given a second thought to football, but now the primal power of the Gronk Spike, and this raw monster of a man, Rob Gronkowski, is all that she wants, and she’ll stop at nothing until the romance of a lifetime is hers!

Find out the lengths people will go to fulfill their fantasies in this super-sexy, sex-filled story of wanton lust with a super-sexy, sex-filled happy ending.

If you read one book about Rob Gronkowski this year, make it “Growing Up Gronk.” But if you read two books about Rob Gronkowski this year, make the second one “A Gronking to Remember!”

Warning: Contains some sexually graphic scenes as well as the misuse of American footballs that will leave you wet, hard and everything in between. Sports!

Leigh sounds like a lovely lady, doesn’t she? I wonder how many times Rob does the Gronk spike right into Leigh’s vagina. I’m interested in the whole “misuse of American footballs” part from the warning, too. Is she legitimately going to stuff a few footballs inside her? If so, count me the fuck in.

Sadly for Gronk, he can’t read the books unless they are in audio form.

[via Amazon]

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