Something Something Kate Upton’s Tits (Video) (UPDATE… no video)

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Sometimes I like to comment on the odd and interesting news stories of the day. Sometimes I slut for retweets. Guess which one this is…

Silly Kate Upton, you and your breasts can’t skateboard! But you sure look cute trying. My erection thinks you’re just the cutest!

UPDATE:

You’ve all been cockblocked by YouTube.

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Bacon

Bacon is Director of Video Content and a Senior Writer for Total Frat Move, Rowdy Gentleman, and Post Grad Problems. He is a graduate, without honors, from the University of Missouri. His fake best-selling novel series, The Frat Romance Novel, has been self-described as a "pioneering achievement in satirical erotica." Bacon is originally from St. Louis, and currently lives in Austin, Texas. He still has not admitted to his family what he does for a living, and is prone to having wet nightmares ever since losing his virginity in a haunted house. Email: rob@grandex.co

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