If you sift through the sea of boob and ass luges that have been submitted to the 2017 TFM Spring Break Photo and Video Contest, you’ll find some other gold in there, too. Deplorable, disgusting, “why are you doing this in public?” gold.
Follow @tfmspringbreak on Instagram to keep up with the greatest spring break pictures and videos in the game, as well as to vote on your favorites by double-tapping it. Contest details, including the prizes breakdown, can be found here.
Some real contenders have already been submitted. Some of them are below, excluding any videos of shark shotguns.
I’m only showing you one boob luge in this batch because there are a million and they’re all pretty much the same. This is clearly one of the better ones, though. You’ll see why.
To submit your spring break photos and videos, email them to firstname.lastname@example.org and put SPRING BREAK in your subject line..