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Spring Breakers Wear Fake TFM Press Passes On The Beach To Get Laid, Girls Swarm

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Is anyone else on the beach wearing press passes? No. Is there any event or noteworthy occurrence on the beach that is worthy of press coverage? Nah, probably not. Is there a restricted area on the beach that only allows those with press credentials to enter? Of course not. Is it a great fucking idea to make fake Total Frat Move press passes to wear on the beach in order to pick up girls and get laid? Absolutelymotherfucking yes.

And by how much did the chances of these guys getting laid skyrocket? 10,000 percent–that’s how much.

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Just look at these geniuses. The ladies love them. No matter that their black and white press passes are printed on standard copy paper and laminated at Kinkos, and that they’re using the old TFM logo, they look legit enough to take these sand sloots back to the Holiday Inn. And how about this fucker with the walkie talkie? Who’s supposed to be on the other end of the line, TFM Headquarters?

“Alpha One to Bacon…Alpha One to Bacon. Is the hotel room clear? Over.”

These brilliant dickheads. They’re going to need crutches all next week after all the sex they’re having. It’s too bad the photos aren’t clear enough to zoom in on the passes and see the names they chose to use. Real names or aliases? I have to know. I swear if my name is on one, I’m flying these assholes to Austin and buying them dinner.

I love this move.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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