Explaining to your doctor that you can’t be an alcoholic in college. TFM.
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The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops break up your house party. TFM.
Telling the pledges, “You got yourselves into this mess, you need to get yourselves out,” after being 100% responsible for the situation they’re in. TFM.
Being squarely in the gray area between what constitutes a douche bag or an asshole. TFM.
Not being in good enough shape to play in the competitive league, and being too “competitive” to play in the recreational league. TFM.