I’m going with “dick” here, and not just because I think it sounds more like “dick” (it does), but also because it makes this clip story-worthy. And Steve Young is one smooth hombre. He can say whatever he wants. Just look at Dilfer’s reaction, or lack thereof, to the dick drop. He’s like, “Eh, no big deal. Steve just dropped a dick bomb on live TV. Good ole Steve.”
Oh, and I see you up there, Suzy Kolber. Lookin’ good, girl.