Stocking up for the party with three tons of beer. TFM.
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6,000 pounds of beer…. That’s what you’re going with in the bed of that truck? SIX THOUSAND POUNDS? Fuck yourself.
Just for a little clarity:
The main bulk of the beer is 16 beers by 24 beers which is 384 beers per level. Looks to be three levels so that’s 1152 beers in the main bulk of things. The Keystone section in the back is 3 beers by 6 beers which is 18 beers per level. That’s 54 beers in the Keystone section. The High Life section to the bottom right is 4 beers by 6 beers which is 24. Three levels makes that section’s total 72. There appears to be 6 six packs directly up front which is 36 beers. There also appears to be another 6 pack hiding in the bottom of the photo. 1152 + 54 + 72 + 36 + 6 = 1320 beers (based on visual evidence). 1320 beers x 12 oz = 15,840 oz / 16 oz = 990 pounds. A ton is 2,000 pounds so this beer is approximately: 990/2000 = 0.495 tons.
Yeah math, bitch.
You made one mistake, fluid ounces are not the the same as mass ounces. You could convert the 15,840 fl oz to gallons (123.75 gal) then, since beer is mainly water, multiply by 8.34 (pounds/gallon of water) and get 1,032.1 lbs. Still not 3 tons.
Show this to your parents as proof that you’ve actually learned something in college.
And you didn’t calculate the mass of the cans itself, which still isn’t a significant amount.
Putting more thought and effort into beer math than your actual homework. TFM
Google tells me a 12oz beer weighs 1 lb. Try Google next time. 1800 – 2000 depending on wheel wells, unpacked cans, and any inside.
Is Google comparable to frat science? No it’s not, so shut the fuck up.
Yeah, it’s basically a perfect pledge giving you what you want. And I wanted the weight of beer without a paragraph of showing the work. One beer, one pound.
Go pick up a beer and fucking tell me if you honestly think that it weights a pound, then promptly punch yourself in the face.
Those are 16 oz cans though! What’s the math on that?
I applaud you
I think that’s what the kids call a hyperbole.
Your username makes me unhappy with society
It’s also highlife and keystone. Double fuck yourself.
I’m pretty sure that says bud light, bud
Pretty sure there’s some keystone in there to chief
I’m pretty sure the cans in the back say keystone, pal.
Pretty sure that everyone is pretty sure that they’re pretty sure here
Or you could, ya know, just get a few kegs.
I hope you get rear ended.
I’ll bet my right nut that’s not 8,000 beers
This is gonna make for a great “mass shotgun at the lake in front of a flag” photo.
That’ll go ever real well with the ladies
Who the fuck picks high life as a beer to get fucked up on? Actually who picks high life at all
It has its customers and occasions. Otherwise they probably wouldn’t make it
A few banquet beers bottom left corner
It’s not enough
It say that’s more roughly 600-700 pounds
Closer to 1800 – 2000 range. Still nowhere close to 6000.