Student Newspaper Uncovers Secret Sex Bathroom In University Library

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Seventy-three percent of all college students will at some point hook up somewhere in their school’s library, according to a study I just made up. It’s an activity that’s likely been going on since the first endowed library was completed. However, it’s much less common to find out that a specific place within a library has become something of a designated spot for sex tourists, which is exactly what an investigative piece done by California State University, Bakersfield’s student paper found out.

It was kicked off the site when the editors discovered ads were being put up on Craigslist for sex meetups in a specific library bathroom (I’d love to know how they claimed to have “stumbled upon” those). “We uncovered three separate ads, and they were each soliciting,” said Robin Gracia, CSUB’s runner opinion editor. Not only has the bathroom become THE spot for dudes to meet and hook up, but there’s even been some structural modifications in the form of literally the smallest, scariest, most dangerous looking glory hole I’ve ever seen.

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Seriously, that’s terrifying. My biggest concern with this story isn’t that guys are meeting up in a building of learning for some afternoon bone sessions, it’s that they’re doing it in such a way that basically guarantees tetanus at best and genital mutilation at worst.

The maintenance department covered up the hole with a metal plate, which was quickly removed, proving yet again that it’s impossible to deter a handyman who really wants that dick. Campus police claim that they’ll monitor the restroom closely going forward. I guess cock-blocking dudes in need of a quick study break is a good use of their time, right?

[via ABC 23]

Sterling Cooper is a contributing writer for Total Frat Move and Post Grad Problems. He has never understood why people like sand, and has been in a bitter ten year rivalry with Muggsy Bogues, for reasons neither of them choose to reveal.

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