Students at Cal Berkeley Perform the Dead Week Naked Run (NSFW)

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I’d first like to bring attention to the above image and the difficulty I had in finding a screen capture from this video that was appropriate. The guidelines I used include the following:

1. No wieners.
2. No vaginas.
3. No boobies.
4. No bush (when you watch the video, you’ll realize how often this one came into play).

Also very importantly, and definitely the most challenging guideline…

5. Visually appealing.

So, here we are, stuck with the blurry back of a dude’s shoulder, some library shelving, a freakishly tall dork with a blue face and Santa hat, and the backside of this topless chick in black undies, who actually has a pretty decent little backside on her. That ass, obviously, is what made this image the winner.

So, how did the Dead Week Naked Run originate?

Gracie Malley at UC Berkeley’s student-run [told the] Daily Californian: “The naked run, started by Lothlorien co-op, is a semesterly tradition which occurs during dead week in which students gather in the stairwell of [the Moffitt Library] and run naked through the Main Stacks.”

I’m still tracking down my leads to find out if gratuitous bush is part of the Naked Run tradition, or if the bush game is just hot on the UC Berkeley campus this semester.

CLICK HERE to watch the NSFW video.

I think I spotted a couple potential hotties in there. It’s just a shame that they’re ruined by the copious amount of pubic hair, penises, fatties, nerds, and flapjack titties.

Then there’s this guy from the YouTube comments who makes a whole lot of sense:

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Roger Dorn (@RogerJDorn) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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    Lloyd

    So much hair… I would’ve puked like those fail friday guys had I been there- just so they all slip

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