Study Shows Women Suck At Asking For Sex

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When the slam reads you a bedtime story. TFM.

Ever think women aren’t as horny as men? Psychologists say you’re wrong.

From The Wall Street Journal:

The research consists of three studies, following a total of 229 long-term couples, most of whom are heterosexual. Participants ranged in age from 18 to 68 years old; the couples had been together six years on average, and they reported they had sex an average of one to two times a week.

All three studies showed the same thing: Men consistently underestimated their female partner’s desire, while the women had an accurate read on whether or not their partner was interested in sex. The researchers believe that men underestimate their partner’s desire to avoid sexual rejection.

The problem of women not communicating well about their desire is more complex than couples think. The woman may not really know what she wants sexually.

Not sure what to take from this. Are we supposed to just assume that women basically want sex all the time? Or that they just suck at asking for it?

Ladies, I don’t know how many of you come on here other than to get material for the “Total Frat Misogyny” articles you put up on The Odyssey Online or whatever, but take note: we always want to get down and dirty with you, anytime, any day of the week.

If you want to bang, just freaking ask us. Don’t suffer in silence. Find your guy and say “I want you to do weird Christian Grey stuff to me.” Say it out loud. We’ll be pants down, belt and zipties in-hand faster than you can unzip your boots.

Better sex means better relationships. Carpe dong.

[Via The Wall Street Journal]

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