Super Nerd Makes Out With Bar Refaeli In GoDaddy.com Commercial

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I really don’t know what to think of this video yet. It’s the latest racy Super Bowl spot from GoDaddy. On one hand, I’m really happy for this chubby nerd and I respect his unwavering dedication to the nerd game. The guy looks like he hasn’t left his basement couch in 12 years. Unless his bank account bottom line is eight figures long, he has one hell of a charming personality, and he’s hung like Seabiscuit, this will be the absolute pinnacle of his sexual conquests. And to that, I say, “Good for you, sir.” Bar Refaeli is one of the world’s hottest women, and he just steps up like a grown ass man and sucks face with her in this commercial to be aired in front of the year’s most watched television event. I just hope he got his money’s worth. And according to USA Today, he did.

It took Refaeli and actor Jesse Heiman 45 takes to get the kiss right.

45 takes? 45 goddamn takes?

Well done, sir.

Now on the other hand, it’s awkward, uncomfortable, kinda gross, and strangely arousing all at the same time, and I do not feel right about that last part. But more importantly, this kid is so nerdy that it’s a crime against humanity. The timeless art of nerd oppression makes the world go ’round, man. How am I supposed to feel superior to nerds when one rogue nerd goes off and pulls a stunt like this? I’m not happy about it, but I’m still going to watch it another 25 times today.

Here’s the commercial:

So, where do you come out on this?

Also, nerd actor Jesse Heiman killed it in Old School.

Old School

[via USA Today]

Images via Tiger Droppings, GoDaddy.com

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    Tuco1855

    How the fuck has this nerd gotten in so many movies and shit? Anybody can do what he does. He puts in zero effort in his “acting” career and ends up in this commercial. And on top of it, he had the audacity to purposely fuck up the kiss 44 times before getting it right…FaF, well played.

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