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    • TakeALap

      Get the fuck out of here you French asshole. No one gives a fuck about your country. Your women are disgusting, hairy, and fucking ugly. Just like the mother who birthed you. Now take 10 extra laps for disgracing the United States of America. Suck my left nut you fucking European son of a bitch. I hate you, and your stupid country. If for some out-of-this-world reason that I had access to a French flag right now, I would take a shit and piss all over it, and then use the white part of the flag to wipe my ass with… just so you could see the shit stains all over your stupid flag.

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    • TakeALap

      1. You’re about as frat as cancer
      2. Anyone can take a fucking picture off of the internet. I could get the most beautiful southern belle off of google, and then compare it to your fucking hairy, smelly ass bitches in France. At least I would pick an attractive one to represent my country… you picked a short haired red head with a thong showing? Nice…. take 20 laps just for that stupid fucking move that you just pulled.
      3. You just admitted that you stink. Wow. Add 10 more laps, and then make sure you shower when you get back you nasty fuck. You uncircumcised, disgusting, f.aggots are a disgrace to the human race.
      4. Weed is fucking NF. You are NF. You are a fucking GDI and I am done associating with you. There is no fucking way you are in a fraternity.
      5. I hope you fall down stairs in your near future.
      6. Fuck you
      7. I would haze the living shit out of you
      8. Europe is NF
      9. YOU ARE NOT FUCKING FRAT.
      10. Fuck you

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    • Anton LaFayette

      1. You’re right. I’m not frat. Fart boys are just a bunch of fat rednecks.
      2. Again, you’re right. One picture doesn’t mean a thing. However, considering the fact that 30% of your country is obese and only 9% of my country is obese, that takes out one out of three women having any chance of being attractive, and because obesity is not necessarily all overweight people, America doesn’t stand a chance.
      3. I admitted that I stink when I walk over three kilometers, which is expected of people of any national origin. Americans smell even worse after three kilometers because (see point number 2.)
      4. (see point number 1.) Also, I would think that Americans would be all over legalization of marijuana and taxing it, considering the staggering debt Reagan and Bush caused.
      5. I hope you have your next period in a shark tank.
      6. I hope you back into a pitchfork and grab onto a hot stove for support.
      7. Your fat ass couldn’t catch me, let alone “haze” me.
      8. (see point number 1.)
      9. (see above)
      10. U mad?

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    • AdotMorgan

      “I’d rather have a German army in front of me, than have a French army behind me.” -Gen. George S. Patton, you’re military is a bitch too

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    • Anton LaFayette

      “Where’s the birth certificate?”
      “Jet fuel doesn’t burn at a high enough temperature to melt steel, so obviously, Bush did it.”
      “The moon landing was faked because we can’t see stars on the moon.”
      “I’ll have a cheeseburger with fries.”
      “Thanks to Obama, nobody will ever go to space again.”
      “Brockbama is a Muslim terrorist extremist.”
      “French are a bunch of Muslim pussies.”
      “I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out then under another Democratic president Jimmy Carter.”
      “Carbon dioxide isn’t causing global warming.”
      “As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where– where do they go? It’s Alaska. It’s just right over the border.”
      – All said by Americans.

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    • grassy_knoll

      French people are ugly, with big ass noses and terrible teeth. Kind of like the British. Ever heard of braces? I unfortunately dated a French woman and she proved to be: almost every stereotype available. The reason we eat so much in America is because we can afford to. You French pussies can’t afford shit compared to us. And with your point of saying that 1 in 3 has the “chance” to be attractive, focus on the word “chance”. Just because you motherfuckers had a “chance” to handle your shit during WW1 and 2, doesn’t mean you did. Fuck off Zidane. Nobody likes your country, end of story.

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    • jethaze

      I think he’s a troll. The only internet in France is used for gay porn, so he couldn’t be real.

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    • Anton LaFayette

      1. “Nobody gives a fuck about your country.”

      Everybody’s just jealous of our superior medical system.

      2. “Your women are disgusting, hairy, and fucking ugly.”

      http://ctrlv.in/46109 You were saying?

      3. “Now take 10 extra laps for disgracing the United States of America.”

      I take the equivalent 100 laps daily. You see, in France, we WALK places that are within 5 kilometers, rather than taking our Chevy Avalanches. That’s why we’re healtier than Americans, Also, that’s why we stink, because if you see a French person on the street, they’ve been walking. Finally, it wasn’t me that was disgracing the United States of McDonald’s. It was the South.

      4. “If for some out-of-this-world reason that I had access to a French flag right now, I would take a shit and piss all over it, and then use the white part of the flag to wipe my ass with… just so you could see the shit stains all over your stupid flag.”

      I have access to American flags. It makes excellent joint paper.

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    • sporter2290

      well if you look closely, “teachers” and “veterans” are in two different sentences. maybe if you had paid attention to your teachers, you’d be able to see that

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    • LawofFrat

      Though I must agree that one should never put veterans in the same sentence as teachers (for “those who can’t do, teach”), and thank the author for not doing so; every veteran knows that, in order to acquire as much power (and instill as much fear) in civilian life as they did with their M16A2 overseas, law school is the only way to go. And ultimately, it is due to the unfathomable help some of those great professors offered at law school that my veteran friends and I had the ability to become just as respected and feared as we were in Fallujah in 2004. Therefore, as a general rule to be followed during sentence construction, the words “teachers” and “veterans” should not be located in the same sentence, but one should not forget to acknowledge the hard work and dedication some of those teachers put in to make veterans, like myself, great.

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