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T. Swift Kicks Ass In Spandex

She’s a tall, thin glass of water, isn’t she?


That’s T. Swift training for the opening fight sequence in her “Bad Blood” music video.

We’ve been over this a thousand times, but she is what she is. She’s a tall, thin, lanky, poorly postured woman sans any curves to speak of, but she wears it impossibly well. And she has a crazy factor and inexplicable sex appeal that bring her on par with the world’s heaviest hitters. So awkward, yet a total sex pot.

Let’s settle down soon and have a thousand kids together.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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