It’s the most wonderful time of the year, when mellow beers on the porch are replaced with the clash of pads and high-octane binge drinking. Tailgates are all about having a good time, and the most essential part of any good time is great music. You want it to be fun, but you also want it to be aggressive. Whenever those fucks on the other team step off the bus, you want the only message they receive to be one of intimidation.
At the same time, you want your music to be provocative. If nobody’s dancing, then you’ve failed as a chapter. Luckily, your good buddy Karl is here to help. Crank up this list of tunes to take your tailgate from great to legendary. It has rock and roll to keep you hyped, country to keep you classy, and hip hop to get those feet moving and some asses shaking.
Happy kickoff, folks. As always, don’t drink and drive..