Although the Heat have been NBA champions for nearly a week now, the sad reality is that the world has to live with this for at least another 51 weeks. Because LeBron having a ring inexplicably causes people outside of Oklahoma and Cleveland sadness, it’s worth everyone’s time to get as much entertainment and laughs out of our current champions as possible.
The Taiwanese raise some very interesting questions. Why do the Thunder have 6 players on the court? Why do the NBA championship rings look like engagement rings? Why is Jesus Christ himself blocking LeBron’s shots and squashing him on the court? Did Michael Jordan really drag his 6 rings onto the court?
The Heat seemingly won the title fair and square, however, after seeing this video, I’m not so sure cosmic forces weren’t at play.