Talking your way out of a citation at 3am with no pants on. TFM.
You must be logged in to comment. Log in or create an account.
Showing a little sack. FaF
vids or it didn’t happen
Gorilla? Is that where you beat someone to death with bananas you fucktard? It’s guerrilla. Go fuck yourself
This escalated quickly….
you just generated some heat here.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
^^^^ Shut the fuck up, peasant
YMBNH.. That comment is an old rebuttal from a geed from back in the day
Made an account just to say this, guys
Talking your way out of a citation at 3am with no pants on and a beer bong up your ass TmeM
I’m pretty sure something was done here.
Something may have been done here..
Cop was a Lambda Chi.
Wish I had verbal skill such as this. Instead I get threatened with arrest.
Are you black?
I’m approaching this point at this pont.Fuck it i passed for the semsester.
Do you speak english?
Apparently not, but I do speak fluent blacked out.
This is the most frat post to ever hit this site.
No you didn’t…
^start writing better columns. My dick has been hard for 72 hours, and there is still nothing to stranglebate to on this site.
Yours is worse, no one ever read the comics in hustler
But I’m actually related to Alexander Hamilton. Federalist Party FaF.
Your name sucks
That’s awesome that you approve. Thanks for letting us all know. I wasn’t sure if I liked this or not, but now that I see that you do, I’m definitely hitting the “This” button! Jackass.