Rush Boobs have gone presidential, you guys.
In an effort to arouse the passions of social conservative voters via some good old fashioned slut shaming ahead of Tuesday’s primaries in Arizona, Idaho, and Utah, a pro-Ted Cruz Super-PAC “Make America Awesome” (FaF Super-PAC name) has released the following attack ad featuring GOP frontrunner Donald Trump’s wife, Melania, posing like one of Jack’s French girls.
— Hunter Schwarz (@hunterschwarz) March 23, 2016
Goddamn, Shelia. The Latter Day Saint crowd might be shamefully averting its collective eyes, but my Episcopalian ass has 20-20 vision.
The picture, originally shot for British GQ Magazine back in 2000, is expected not only to lock up the social conservative vote for Cruz, but also to secure both the coveted high-fiving 18-year-old and embarrassingly horny uncle demographics for Trump.
On Tuesday night, Trump, a motherfucker who clearly has never heard of the Streisand Effect, threatened revenge on Cruz, saying he would “spill the beans” on Cruz’s wife, Heidi after many Americans spent their work-night evenings spilling their seed on Melania.
Lyin' Ted Cruz just used a picture of Melania from a G.Q. shoot in his ad. Be careful, Lyin' Ted, or I will spill the beans on your wife!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 23, 2016
Welcome to politics in 2016, you guys. Half Idiocracy, half Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Between the dick jokes on stage and nudes being used in attack ads, it’s only a matter of time before a candidate rips into another for being anti- #BUTTSTUFF2016.
RIP class and shame in America, 1787- Janet Jackson Titty Super Bowl approx..
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