Teenager Built His Very Own Shaggin’ Wagon, Will Bring it to College and Clean Up

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Young Austin Davis is set to choose his college destination soon as tens of thousands of quivering coeds wait with unrelenting anticipation. These girls wait patiently with the Austin Davis lottery ticket in-hand, hoping they hit the jackpot and Davis rolls up to their college town with his shaggin’ wagon in tow, ready to open for business.

Over the last couple years, Davis has been constructing his own trailered dorm room, complete with loft bed, kitchen, shower, desk and pull-out couch. This man cave/bachelor pad on wheels is finally complete.

He’s a senior in high school and has finally finished what will be his dorm room on wheels when he starts college next year. Total cost was $12,000, but it’s debt-free and it’s much more than your typical college digs. It has a full kitchen (including a fridge/freezer, sink and camping oven), a sofa-bed he built himself, a nearly full-sized shower (he chopped the top off) and a composting toilet.

When the media gets up in his business about this rolling love shack, his cover-up is the “mortgage crisis, the environmental impact of large homes and the Small House Movement.” Sharp kid. You’re not foolin’ everybody though, Austin. He’ll have to ditch those flat bills and the fedora, but he’s going to absolutely clean up.

I’m just thankful I don’t have a daughter within towing distance of this ass-slaying savant.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@RogerJDorn) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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    relaxedfrat

    That composting toilet is the achilles heel of this slay wagon. Thats gotta a) be a major pain in the ass having to haul our your shit every day b) make the whole house smell like shit c) be gnarly after a serious beer shit session.

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    The Baron

    That bed needs to be at least three times that size for drunken sexcapades. And a roof hatch so broads can remove themselves with ease come morning time is a must.

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