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“Playing with smokey” is one hell of a euphemism
Florida’s AGR stole smokey back in the 80’s and got stopped at the Tennessee state line by troopers. They just had to give him back but these days they would throw the book at you with some bullshit animal cruelty charges or something.
Peter go home you’re drunk
Steve Holt handles dogs in a different way.
I get lapped every time for this, but fuck it. GO VOLS!
Excellent execution deserves the praise
Using Smokey as a means to pull at tailgates. TFM
How many times do we have to go through this, UT stands for Texas, not Tennessee
If it weren’t for Davy Crockett, Sam Houston, and 30 other Tennessee Volunteers you’d probably speak spanish and shoot your fireworks in May. More Tennesseans died saving your ass at the Alamo than your own Texans.
Texas is and always will be Tennessee’s little brother.
God damn that brought a tear to my eye.
That’s was beautiful and historically accurate!
Tennessee also outranks Texas in other important categories: number of inbred rednecks, genetic purity of said rednecks, gum-to-tooth ratio, illiteracy rate, number of KKK members, number of black lung cases, banjos per capita, and quality of beastiality videos.
Most frequently heard remark in any University of Tennessee classroom: “What’re you lookin’ at, shithead?”
University of Tennessee is almost 100 years older than Texas, so…..
…so they’ve had 100 more years of inbreeding in which to purify the bloodline. They can now say that every student is his own uncle.
You must also believe that OSU can only be Oklahoma State and not the defending national football champs
Other way around champ, Ohio State has a right to be called OSU because they’re more known, is a power house in football and even in academics. Same way with Texas being named UT, they’re just better.
Last I checked, Tennessee had 6 national titles and Texas had 4 so I’m not sure how they’re better. Honestly though who gives a shit? They can both be UT to their fans.
Arf arf *Texas is the little brother that went to college joined top house, became an extremely strong and powerful business tycoon that now owns the company that owns the company that owns the small shop Tennessee stayed behind to run in order to help Texas go to college arf
Someone needs to put you down.