Terrorist House Party Interrupted When Suicide Belt Detonates Unexpectedly

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It looks like our cadets graduating from West Point today will have a few less terrorists to deal with when they embark on their tours of duty.

A video has surfaced that allegedly shows a Syrian-based jihadist group partaking in some kind of cacophonous celebration that rivals some of Lil’ Jon’s music. Who knows what they’re saying, but judging from their purported association with terror cells known as the Takfiri wal-Hijra, it wasn’t anything pleasant.

It appears their intellect is on par with the stupidity of the Takfiri ideology responsible for taking the lives of so many innocent women and children, because while taking part in the lamest revelry I’ve ever seen, a suicide belt is left sitting in plain sight on the table in front of them.

As the worst song I’ve heard in my life draws to an end, one of the idiots in question decides he’s going to turn the party up another notch, and looks to reach for the suicide belt on the table to display it to the camera. Unfortunately for him, whatever crony of his constructed the detonation device didn’t see it fit to install a safety, because, “turn down for what?”

That kind of smiting is justified for their horrible singing alone, not to mention the senseless and extreme violence they condone and promote throughout the Middle East, illogically citing Islam as their inspiration.

Good riddance. It’s nice to see natural selection at work. The people of Syria are safer by a little bit today.

[via Opposing Views]

Ashley Schaeffer is a senior contributing writer for Total Frat Move. If you thought he was a woman, he'll take that as a compliment, because he loves women. Wooh. He's proud to hold two degrees from Penn State, and certainly contributed to the university's reputable rankings in the party school category during his time there. He's even more proud to anchor the TFM News team. Feel free to hit up his pager or drop an email (SchaefferTFM@gmail.com) with any warranted leads, or just to shoot the breeze about Philly sports. In the meantime, drop by his dealership for great deals on gently used BMW's.

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