One-upping your story with another of your own. TFM.
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“Are you one of those guys who has to constantly ‘one-up’ everyone else?”
“Hell, no! I knew a guy once who was a lot worse at that than me.”
Having two stories. FaF
But did you jizz on her face?
Yeah I did actually. But this one other time, I jizzed on two girls’ faces at one time!
Having two dicks TFM
Cool story bro, tell me another
I bet people hate it when you speak.
a story for ants ?!?!?!?!
Total Speck Move
Is your D in fact dirty as your name implies?
In certain ways