Still denying it after two bartenders, a bouncer and 30 or so patrons have close-quartered, eye-witness accounts. TFM.
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Telling the pledges you’re giving up hazing for Lent, then reminding them you’re in a Jewish fraternity. TFM.
Spending all night convincing her you’re not trying to get in her pants just to get in her pants. TFM.