Still denying it after two bartenders, a bouncer and 30 or so patrons have close-quartered, eye-witness accounts. TFM.
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Being that guy that every other guy wonders what the hell she’s doing with. TFM.
Posing the question, “When have I ever let you down?” right before offering highly questionable advice. TFM.
Going to another state for spring break to do exactly what you do in your home state. TFM.